Give my mate a drink and stick it in his bins at his warehouse, that or if its alot take it to a waste disposal yard £50 a tonne, about 20 minute...
Why cant you get it done with a pump? hire one out or sub it to a firm who pump screed, screed for crete ply for wood, id never ply out over crete...
Take up tiles (probably asbestos type) grind bitumen away then screed with water based high strength screed, probably best getting a floorer in to...
Guillotine is next on my shopping list one that will do 18" tiles on diagonal so not cheap, might be able to get one come February hopefully
Personally use p131 on most when diluted if neat id sooner use p51 from ardex, as I dont trust 131 neat.
Is that just for yourself! if so id definately be looking around at renewal time, my last one for 2m was only £80
Bit of grippering by a fitter that does abit now and again for the firm I sub to, doesnt make a difference what carpet is being fitted wether its...
If thats a swb make sure old bill or vosa dont spot ya or your knackered, as well as the obvious potential damage to the van if you drop in a pothole.
F66 you need to put on thick ive found, but it isnt as strong and takes an age to tack off, has its purposes though.
Second what spacey said put hundreds of metres on the cove with universal and f60.