Put your jacket on a customers radiator whilst you perform the task in hand.That way you will be nice and warm before the next job.Its also...
Gromit.
The best way to get rid of bitchymen................
Depends what EWE call a reputable carpet cleaner Ted.I would call a good carpet cleaner a vax and i used to own one.If i still had it i wouldnt...
Lol i like that Ted.
I was gonna do a house for WILTON (mavis).
Do they sell it at fitters supplies "DUCK"?.
What happens if you havent got time,do you leave the rest of the join unfinished.
Thats me finished for the next week or two (bring on xmas),a big job in Manchester has been cancelled.Oh well i thought it was just the weather.
Serious talking to begin with needed sooner rather than later.
Letters to father xmas asking for a cununDRUM.Sorry to keep BANGING on but to diSPELL any rumours of there none left i thought it would have been...
Takes some beatin Ted.
Does your missus know that mr sheringham.
Looking for a budget busting carpet for a nursing home.Any suggestions?.
Got sent an email from a money saving website ,and the story was saying that a person with a billboard was advertising "ask me for a free fiver...
An older married couple are walking in the park when they come across a younger couple kissing passionately on a park bench."Why dont you do...
I tried to ask for a spellchecker but i dont think they have any four sail.
Especially with a name like Lambchop.
If that happens to a poundshop tape then just rive it then buy some poundshop no-nails to stick the skirting back on.Then again i dont think the...
What are you called if you fit wall tiles as well.