yeh, my diesel pump has packed up :(
if i was a bloody ice cream , i,d top myself!
Thanks Lambchop, at least someone likes me
What weight is that per roll Lambchop, and what size rolls? I used to use tredaire power about 10 years ago, good underlay but i doubt i could...
we,ll spin that again
as long as they dont RETIRE the thread,or should i say tread
I.ll KETCHUP with you later
What a let down, some bloke came round and said to me "i,ll PUNCTURE head in "
Have you ever tried HAMSTER JAM on toast
depends if you,ve had a GOODYEAR or not
I used to go out with a dutch girl who wore inflatable shoes..... unfortunately she popped her clogs :D
I tend to agree with Lambchops thoughts on this, you don,t buy a new car and put old tyres on it!
My mate and i went to do a job on the Isle of Wight about 30 years ago. We had about 50 chalets to fit in a holiday camp, the job wasn,t anything...
What are you getting your loved ones this year? I got both my wives a nice present last year, i thought that was BIGAMY
Hi Matt, i would be interested in the Victoria carpet tour, and bending carpet borders etc with you and Tucker, regards Alan
When they are on vacation , they are on their HOLS
the same neighbour has a sheep in his bloody garden....he said it was ISLAM
My mrs has run off with my neighbour, i don,t half miss him.
i thought you liked Mars bars Dave
shiver me timbers, Tin Tin lad
