Couple of these tickled me today The England team visited the local orphanage today....... " it's heartbreaking seeing their faces, knowing they've got no hope" .......said Carlos aged 6. I gave my wife £50 and told her to go out on Thursday and leave me in peace while I watched the World Cup football "I won't need that much , " she laughed "You will , I said . It's got to last you five weeks ." Now fu&@ off
