Twas the Monday before Christmas and the bin lorry crew pulled up outside a posh house in London One of the guys, expectant as ever, is nominated to knock on the door, for their Christmas tip. The door is opened by a stunning, gorgeous woman. ;Hello says the crew member, I'm collecting our Christmas tips Ah yes replies the lady of the house. ;Come with me She leads him upstairs, slips out of her dressing gown and lies naked on the bed. Help yourself ; she says. Minutes later, he tells the rest of the crew what happened .Sure enough, each time, the same thing happens. Finally the driver takes his turn. He knocks on the door. hello, I'm the bin lorry driver! He says, expectant and excited in equal measures. Hang on ; she says, and disappears. She returns with a £5 note. What's this? ; the driver asks, let down and humiliated by the change of events. ;I'm only doing what my husband told me to! ; She explains. what do you mean ; asks the said driver. OK she said. ;Before he went to work this morning I asked my husband 'what shall I do about the bin men's Christmas box'....and he said.......give the driver a fiver and f*** the rest of them!!
A woman drags her husband around the shops just before Christmas and after shoving and pushing their way around departmental stores for a couple of hours, she looses sight of him in the crowd. After several minutes of searching she resorts to calling him on her mobile phone. Where are you, I've been looking for you for ages; she pleads; You remember that little jewellers shop we visited about 5 years ago where I promised that one day, when I had the money, I would get you that diamond necklace you were mad for?' Yes,Yes, I remember it; she said excitedly. Well I'm in the pub next door" says he.
