Had a medical the other day... She had taken my height and said no change there She had taken my weight "you've put on 4lb in 4 years not bad" my replywas it's my winter blubber She asked what exercise do I do? well I walk about 5 miles a day Do you drink and how many units per week? mmmmm.. 2>3 units per week.. Do I do any house work? WHAT.... ofcourse I do... Then she said colesterol is good @ 4.1 Proceeded to take my blood pressure " oh that's high!! do you know why?... Yes I do "you've got me all excited"
at the end of them i always end up with my kecks around my ankles either with my nuts cupped in someones hand or a very large finger right up my arse, lucky i'm not prudish.
haha... the wife said what are you going to do if she wants to put her finger up your behind? I replied " no probs, as long as I can do it in return...."
feels like they're shoving a tree up your ring, and it's raw for hours after especially when you go for a crap.
